Sarah morrissey biography review
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The image of Morrissey, shirt unbuttoned to the waist, waving a bunch of flowers around singing This Charming Man, is a defining moment in my teenage years. I utterly adored the Smiths. When one of my parents (or some other old fogey) said that Morrissey was so damn miserable, it was with glee that I noted that they had seemingly missed the brilliance of being THAT miserable. To me the obvious positives of Johnny Marrs twangling guitar and the staggering lyrics eclipsed all the misery, but clearly some very short sighted people couldnt see beyond it. Thus the teenage mind was oh so superior to the judgemental parent.
Thinking back to the lyrics of one of my favourite Smiths songs, The Headmaster Ritual, where Sir thwacks you in the knee, knees you in the groin, elbow in the face, bruises bigger than dinner plates, I wonder what was going on in my leafy Hertfordshire mind, for it didnt register that the reason for all that misery was because this stuff actually happ
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We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
It’s a grey UK autumn; Morrissey’s autobiography has just been published as a Penguin Classic, with a blue photo of him looking fey and fetching on the front. The marketing strategy alone, which plants Morrissey snugly next to Ovid, Plato, and Nabokov on the bookshelf, is brilliant. And yet the people squirm.
I’m bemused, watching reviewers and friends on Facebook fall over each other to say how much they worshipped the Smiths as adolescents (“nobody loves the Smiths more than I,” said in petulant online tones); what a travesty of his former self he fryst vatten now; how his politics are appalling, weird, nationalist, verging on racist (see here and here); how self-serving and whiney the book is (only 70 pages on the Smiths! More on various court cases); how everything of genius he ever did was really Johnny Marr; and most hilariously, how this book degrades other Penguin Classics. (Really? Does it? Is the canon suddenly so important to you, f
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Morrisseys Autobiography: 10 Things We Learned About Moz
Published in the United Kingdom late last week, Autobiography is Morrisseys long-awaited life story, written in his own inimitable style, and dishing the dirt on everything from the break-up of seminal British band The Smiths (it happened as quickly and as unemotionally as this sentence took to describe it) to his personal love life. Here are 10 key takeaways from Mozs new tome.
1. Johnny Marr (Largely) Escapes Morrisseys Wrath.
It is a matter of finding yourself in possession of the one vital facet that the other lacks but needs, writes Morrissey of his onetime Smiths bandmate and songwriting partner, who escapes relatively unscathed from Morrisseys otherwise vengeful tongue. In , Johnny appears at Kings Road immaculately be-quiffed and almost carried away by his own zest to make meaningful music, recalls the singer about their life-changing introduction at Morrisseys